*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*
yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.
*Greasy haired teenager in a Led Zeppelin shirt voice* A laptop isn’t an instrument
y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill